As Interpreted by Mr. Grey's Seventh Grade History Classes
A
When in one’s life, when you feel you have to break a relationship between another, then break it, and sprout into one more country on our Earth. It’s a commonly known law that we are able to be free. All men should be able to speak their mind about the separation of mankind.
B
We hold these facts to be obvious, that all people should be treated the same and should be given the same amount of rights. Everyone should be able to live their life, live free, and try to be happy. To keep all rights safe, the government should make all people equal in rights.
C
That whenever any form of government becomes abusive of our rights, it's in our hands to change or end this abuse by making a new Government. Its makeup on these rules and using their powers in such form, they seem most likely to effect our safety and happiness.
D
Common sense, indeed, will command that Governments long accepted shouldn’t be changed for light and temporary causes; and equally all experience has shown that humans are more willing to be in pain, while bad things are more acceptable than to right themselves by calling off the forms to which they are prepared.
E
After being abused and taken advantage of for a long time, there is evidence of a plan that was designed to take away all of the colonists power and authority, it is Britain’s job and duty to change such government, and to provide a new steady government for the future.
F
The colonist have been waiting for a long, painful time now. And now there is a need to change their old systems of government. King George III has injured the colonies repeatedly and seized royal power. King George III is also abusing his powers and using it over the colonies.
(This is where there's a long list of all the bad things King George III did to the colonies)
G
In every stage of these harsh rules, we have seriously requested to correct and make up for our actions in simple ways: Every time we have asked strongly for something, it has ended in violence. A Prince, whose personality is marked by his actions, which could mean a person with great power, is not fit to rule these colonies.
H
We the colonists have been waiting for important news from our British Brothers. We the colonists have warned our British Brothers that they are not in control over us. We have warned them to stop the attempts made by their court to extend an unjustified power, right and justice upon us. We have reminded the British of the actions that have occurred in the past, which are effecting our life styles here on our plantation we call our home.
I
We’ve asked them to be fair, and we don’t approve of their actions, which would surely interrupt communication. They have gone against the rules of our fair relationship, so we must go forward with our separation, and we look to them as enemies in war, and in peace-friends.
J
We the people, the representatives of The United States of America, in Congress, challenging the Supreme Judge of the world for the goodness of our meanings, doing for the ruling of the good people in these colonies, independently publish and declare that these united colonies can maintain to be free and independent states.
K
They are blamed for wrong reasons from all friends to the British Crown, and that all government group connections between them and the people of Great Britain, should go completely away; and as free and Independent States, they have full power to raise an army for war, make peace, and make allies with whoever they want.
L
Making trade, and to do all other rules that free states can do. And for the help of this declaration, with a firm trust on the protection of this perfect land, together we give to each other our lives, our money, and our valuable respect.
The Declaration of Independence
As Interpreted by Mr. Grey's Seventh Grade History ClassesA
When in one’s life, when you feel you have to break a relationship between another, then break it, and sprout into one more country on our Earth. It’s a commonly known law that we are able to be free. All men should be able to speak their mind about the separation of mankind.B
We hold these facts to be obvious, that all people should be treated the same and should be given the same amount of rights. Everyone should be able to live their life, live free, and try to be happy. To keep all rights safe, the government should make all people equal in rights.C
That whenever any form of government becomes abusive of our rights, it's in our hands to change or end this abuse by making a new Government. Its makeup on these rules and using their powers in such form, they seem most likely to effect our safety and happiness.D
Common sense, indeed, will command that Governments long accepted shouldn’t be changed for light and temporary causes; and equally all experience has shown that humans are more willing to be in pain, while bad things are more acceptable than to right themselves by calling off the forms to which they are prepared.E
After being abused and taken advantage of for a long time, there is evidence of a plan that was designed to take away all of the colonists power and authority, it is Britain’s job and duty to change such government, and to provide a new steady government for the future.F
The colonist have been waiting for a long, painful time now. And now there is a need to change their old systems of government. King George III has injured the colonies repeatedly and seized royal power. King George III is also abusing his powers and using it over the colonies.(This is where there's a long list of all the bad things King George III did to the colonies)
G
In every stage of these harsh rules, we have seriously requested to correct and make up for our actions in simple ways: Every time we have asked strongly for something, it has ended in violence. A Prince, whose personality is marked by his actions, which could mean a person with great power, is not fit to rule these colonies.H
We the colonists have been waiting for important news from our British Brothers. We the colonists have warned our British Brothers that they are not in control over us. We have warned them to stop the attempts made by their court to extend an unjustified power, right and justice upon us. We have reminded the British of the actions that have occurred in the past, which are effecting our life styles here on our plantation we call our home.I
We’ve asked them to be fair, and we don’t approve of their actions, which would surely interrupt communication. They have gone against the rules of our fair relationship, so we must go forward with our separation, and we look to them as enemies in war, and in peace-friends.J
We the people, the representatives of The United States of America, in Congress, challenging the Supreme Judge of the world for the goodness of our meanings, doing for the ruling of the good people in these colonies, independently publish and declare that these united colonies can maintain to be free and independent states.K
They are blamed for wrong reasons from all friends to the British Crown, and that all government group connections between them and the people of Great Britain, should go completely away; and as free and Independent States, they have full power to raise an army for war, make peace, and make allies with whoever they want.L
Making trade, and to do all other rules that free states can do. And for the help of this declaration, with a firm trust on the protection of this perfect land, together we give to each other our lives, our money, and our valuable respect.